The BORING Store

item: $10.00

Rearview Sunglasses

Paranoid? Rightly so. These shady and specially crafted glasses allow agents to simultaneously check the environment in front of and behind them while also protecting the agent from an even greater danger: UV rays.

item: $10.00

UV Spy Pen

If secret messaging is your game, we highly recommend this writing stick that marks in seemingly invisible ink that is only made coherent when shone upon by an ultraviolet light, handily a part of the pen itself!

item: $22.00

World Time Zone Remote Control Watch

-Where’s the remote control?!!
- Strapped around my wrist, notifying me what time it is in all time zones.

item: $20.00

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Nobody uses the Internet to send important documents. Everyone knows that everyone is hacking that junk. Intelligent agents send all sensitive documents in envelopes via regular post. Intelligenter agents intercept this mail, spray it with chemicals that turn the envelope transparent, obtain the information they need, allow the transparent state to return to its normal opaque state and drop the still sealed document back in the mail with no one being the wiser, except the intelligenter agent.

item: $35.00

Bejeweled Binoculars

You’re always looking at someone, so why not assume someone’s looking at you at the same time. Look good while you look. The jewels are absolutely stunning under the intense stare of a far-off admirer.

item: $18.00

Messenger Pigeon

Disclaimer: This pigeon’s ability to fly directly correlates to its owner’s ability to throw. That disclaimed, the bird requires no food or cleanup!

item: $7.00

Beaconito

11. 5 cm. Oscillation and brightness controlled by 3 AA batteries, not included.